The title says it all, even if it doesn’t seem to make sense.
Fear not, Triump Japan International is here. On Wednesday, Triumph unveiled its solar powered bra in Tokyo, featuring a solar panel worn around the stomach. The panel powers small electronic devices such as cellphones and iPods. And, as if that weren’t enough, the bra comes with reusable drink cups attached to the bra cups to reduce plastic waste and, of course, increase bust size.
This isn’t new territory for Triumph, however. They’ve already introduced a bra that warms its wearer, one that features a fragrance that eliminates the smell from cigarette smoke and one that features chopsticks, among others. Here is a list of the top 8 bizarre bras from Triumph.
Unfortunately, for those of you interested in purchasing the solar powered brassiere, it will not be out in stores for a while. According to a Triumph spokesperson, “people usually cannot go outside without wearing clothes over it.”
Ha, try telling that to Seinfeld’s Sue Ellen Mischke.